un potato me

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UN POTATO ME DANM IT

by joe among January 11, 2022

Mashed Potato Quickie

At a family thanksgiving, while preparing mashed potatoes, you leave the kitchen while the potatoes boil, and fuck before they are finished. You return like nothing happened.

Hey girl, the family is driving me nuts, let’s go have a mashed potato quickie

by Sickfuckquickfucks November 27, 2019

Action potato

A dick that is short yet fat

Dick: Yo, Marisa said that Ephraim has an action potato.
Tom Blue: Gross!

by Perenthia January 26, 2010

Reverse potato

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.

Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Hot Potato

nut in your girls mouth then kiss her and keep switching whose mout has the nut in it

yeah after sex we did a hot potato

by bahavis December 30, 2020

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018