National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show

"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"

by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020

National sexual intercourse day

A day where you and your partner can have the most intercourse of your life’s only on a special day...
DECEMEBER 12th

“Wanna have sex on national sexual intercourse day”

by Chongdong4321 December 10, 2020

National Roast Sam Day

December 11th-

National roast Sam day. National roast Sam day occurs on the 11th of December where all the non Sam's get to roast Sam.

Example-

Person 1: fuck you Sam
Person 2:what???
Person 1: it's national roast Sam day you dolt

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

National wamen stfu day

Occurs on the 5th of December and is a day where wamens rights are revoked and they must stfu

Eg.
Stupid ass wamen: says stupid shit
Rory: stfu

Wamen: says she has women rights

Adam: no

Gilby: i love national wamen stfu day

by Sussyamogusbaka6969 November 19, 2021

National bully Gemma day

Bully the girl called Gemma who is small and friends with a realy swag person

Isn't it national bully Gemma day today?
Yes, it is

by Swaggers dood October 13, 2021

NATIONAL DEAD OPP DAY

Fuck the opps POST EM.

Its Big National Dead Opp Day Lets Celebrate.

by RyzersDaggerDicc September 3, 2021

National Kiss a Faggot Day

Mark it on your calendars! August 13th is National Kiss a Faggot Day!

Today is National Kiss a Faggot Day, looks like you owe me a big wet smooch.

by HungGravy January 13, 2022