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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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struggle music

the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It
"Man what are you listening to?"
"Some struggle music. It's hilarious."
by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014
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cum music

music that you cum to. The meaning as a whole is up to interpratation
yeah bro that new tame impala is cum music.
by hunk kisser March 16, 2020
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Billboard Music Awards

an awards show that started in 1990.
Doja Cat is on the 2022 Billboard Music Awards red carpet.
by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2022
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music meshing

when the government plays another song in the background during the one you’re listening to to keep you distracted.
The music meshing had more Americans spending more leisure time than working on their wealth.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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Noose Music

Sad music meant to induce a feeling of depression typically for when people commit suicide
A: Do you listen to Duster?
B: nah Bro thats Noose Music
by Aza0405 June 17, 2022
mugGet the Noose Musicmug.

music

Ronald McDonald : you are the music in me , nanana nananana , you are the music in me
by I am a moraiteru simp February 22, 2021
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