National Kiss A Girl Named Mary Day, is on September 7, 2022. It doesn’t have to be on the lips but, both of you have to give each other one kiss! so If you have a friend named Mary, kiss her!!
Someone: Maryyy do you know what day it is??
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?
Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!
Mary: Ohh okay!!
Mary: uhhh Wednesday ?
Someone: Well yes, but it’s September 7th! National Kiss A Mary Day! so kiss me!
Mary: Ohh okay!!
by Kayla Simions September 6, 2022

Mari is a nice and friendly person but can also. Change so quickly but don’t care about nobody and will speak how they feel .
Mari
by anonymous November 19, 2023

Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx
“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people
“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person
by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018

Maries are the prettiest girls you may know and everybody loves them •They are usually blonde and have blue eyes•They love to tell stories and tell jokes all the time•They seem very confindent,but inside they are shy•Maries love to go out and have fun and they are always there for you when you need them•They are the stylishest girls in the world and love to decorate their rooms and apartments•All guys try to be her boyfriend because she smiles all the time•All Maries are very creative •They fall in love very fast•Maries are usually very rich and popular•
Marie,I love you
by katie610109283773 January 3, 2017

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