Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017

slut money

that sneaky friend who steals your muffin

Give me back my muffin slut money

by TadicRicemaster June 9, 2017

money

This is a current medium of exchange in form of coins and bank notes.

I counted my money before putting it in my wallet

by [e-mail] January 24, 2022