haver

Someone who has male genitalia

Person 1: Hey, do you have a penis?
Person 2: Yes, I'm a haver.

by insertausernamehere December 11, 2024

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haveth

Same meaning as "have" but said by a fancy British person.

"I haveth jorked my shit yet." - Fancy British Person

"Haveth you observed me while I commenced my act of jorking" - Another Fancy British Person

by 1739173 December 12, 2024

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haveth

Same meaning as "have" but said by a fancy British person.

"I haveth jorked my shit yet." - Fancy British Person

"Haveth you observed me while I commenced my act of jorking" - Another Fancy British Person

by 1739173 December 12, 2024

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haveth

Same meaning as "have" but said by a fancy British person.

"I haveth jorked my shit yet." - Fancy British Person

"Haveth you observed me while I commenced my act of jorking" - Another Fancy British Person

by 1739173 December 12, 2024

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Haven

An idiotic monkey.

Bro, Haven's so stupid. I hate him so much.

by Aoi Todo February 17, 2025

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Havenism (noun)
/ˈhāvəˌnizəm/

The heartfelt belief in and practice of creating deep, unbreakable bonds with one's siblings through unconditional love, support, and shared experiences, often centered around mutual understanding and care.

Gallybay partakes in Havenism in the way he loves his siblings so deeply😉

by STONER#$ March 24, 2025

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Haven site master

The ultimate council estate boss. The type that owns the Haven caravan site. Usually defined by the name “Kacey-Leigh” or “Tanya-Jade”. Has to shout their 9 kids at a minimum of 245 decibels - enough for their voice to cause a 6.8 magnitude earthquake.

Orrrrr nahhh, look at that haven site master over there

by TheMask00_1 May 11, 2025

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