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holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.
"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"
by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016
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Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.
“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”
by Nike7537 February 21, 2022
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Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys
Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn
by Gay earl October 20, 2021
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cottageville cream cake

Cottageville cream cake
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 9, 2018
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It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.
Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.
by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021
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