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Pineapple hairs

Another word invented by a Bloxburg builder known as Anix in his video

The green leaf thing on the top of a pineapple
Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tommorow
by helohelo69 June 16, 2020
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Purple hairs

internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.
Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”
by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025
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Spicy hair

'Girl send picture of forehead'
Clown: SPICY HAIR
by Sneezy Singh July 22, 2019
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Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.
by Reneofny October 23, 2024
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Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.
Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”
by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025
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Half Hair

When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing
Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now
by Shikiel Spencer January 20, 2017
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