nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Nutting note

A note in a song or a harmony that is so nice and so sweet that it makes you want to nut.

“Hey Evan did you hear that nutting note is was so good.”

by SuperSoldier18 December 1, 2021

Mahgandees Nuts

The NOTORIOUS BLACK MAHDI that is HIGH ON THEM NUTS

Bro stop smoking. You'll become a mahgandees nuts girl.

by Pong water October 29, 2019

Mut Nuts

When the dogs nuts are sagging

The dog has mut nuts

by Ralph Pompey jr November 2, 2019

no nut nirvana

It is a state achieved after not nutting or jacking off for a long period of time. You ascend the mortal plane, god himself will worship you, you become the universe and the answer to life.

My friends, I have now achieved No Nut Nirvana.

by _Lithium_ November 3, 2019

The Hadjar Nut

When you nutted so hard you dont know if this is real life or not. It can also be referenced to the mandela nut beacuse the hadjar nut indicates that if u cant find the porn u jacked of to a few days ago you may have never seen that porn

Yesterday i have flet the HADJAR NUT it was quite a good feeling.

by The nuutty nut November 5, 2019

The super nut

The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.

Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!

by The leister November 30, 2020