A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.
"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."
"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"
by TPHM September 3, 2013
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Get the porn star mug.Emma and her boyfriend jack were sitting on the couch watching pornhub until she started to get horny…
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
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