New City, NY

A town in Rockland County, NY. It has the highest percent of Jewish Americans in all of the United States. All of the kids in Clarkstown get off on holidays like Rosh-shush-shanah and that dradel-spinning knock off of Christmas.

Easily half of the kids in New City think that they are from a rough neighborhood or part of a gang, and that they have endured so much and made it to the top. The truth is that they go home to their $500,000 houses and ask their parents for money to go to the Palisades mall. They will probably get a car for their 16th birthday, and go to any university of their choice.

Don't listen to him. He wears baggy jeans, FUBU, and is white. He also resides in New City, NY.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

New York Minute

A split second; a turnaround.

<i>In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute
Things can get pretty strange
In a new york minute
Everything can change
In a new york minute</i>

"New York Minute" by The Eagles

by Hiroshi Nakano July 12, 2005

New York left

Turning left from a red light a split second before it turns green, in order to beat the traffic on the other side of the intersection.

Your sitting at an intersection with a stoplight and it's red. There is someone on the opposite side of the intersection waiting for it to turn green as well. When you see the other light just turned red, you gun it and turn left before the other person has a chance to see the light turned green and goes. This is a New York Left.

by Samuel A.M. September 24, 2007

new year's eve

The best excuse to get drunk and throw the biggest party of the year. It's not so much the fact that it's a new year that's so exciting, but the fact that you're going to go to a party.

Billy: Holy shit it's new years eve. Do you know what that means?
Bob: Umm, tomorrow is a new year?
Billy: No numb nuts, its time to party!

by Stroup December 30, 2003

New England Patriots

The team that single-handedly ruins football. They always have a positive record. They always win their division. They always make the playoffs. They've won a buttload of Super Bowls. But it's never enough for them. They always, ALWAYS have to keep winning. And they always win under some bullshit circumstances, like the refs making a call in their favor or Tom Brady suddenly becoming god for 2 minutes, or the other team magically forgetting how to play. They win and win and win, and it pretty much just kills everyone's expectations. As long as they exist, there's no need to even get one's hopes up for an exciting season of NFL.

Guy 1: NFL season has almost started! How bout those New England Patriots? You think Brady will get his sixth ring?

Guy 2: ...what the hell do you think? You go have fun, I'mma watch some MMA.

by lonelyrootbeer December 27, 2017

New York Wankees

The perfect name for the overpaid baseball team from the Bronx who always choke in the playoffs because they would rather wank on the field so they can enjoy their overpaid salaries in the off season sooner.

Did you see the New York Wankees choke in the play-offs last year, Man they are eating out of Swinebrenners hands.

by Patriotic Leftie July 30, 2009

The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

by kris takahashi November 30, 2010