Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021

Experimental Straight

A straight guy who is curious to how it would feel if he jammed his finger up his ass.

Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary

Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious

Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.

by RamoonAdoo October 30, 2017

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025

Colombian Straight Pipe

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021

Straight Sudzin

The term “Straight Sudzin” comes from the old special term made by someone who is special themself. The term refers to one partaking in a bath time with a bubble bath and rubber ducky. Another might refer to the term as being slang for having a bath time with themself.

“Hello there kind sir mind if we go Straight Sudzin in ur bathroom and i definitely won’t tickle each one of your ballsacks individually”

by sudzincomittee011 February 10, 2022

Straight

For men it means you want a women.

For women it means you want a man or a man with a woman.

Fuck I’m straight for him.

by Dictator of penis January 20, 2024