Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:

O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.

by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021

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Punani potato Coochie

A female’s Coochie looks like a gaping potato coming out of the whales blow hole 🕳 also the taste of the Puunani potato Coochie taste like anime fries.

Her call Punani potato Coochie was so delectable and tasty.

by YBN Ja’von January 26, 2021

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POTATOES!
INDEED

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

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Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

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