Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

Poo

You

Your a Poo

by Gbshsgsgs May 4, 2019

poo

big brown sticky stuff. similar to a stick.

I'm gonna go shat a poo.

by efubsgdcbgdwh cbsv jcbkufabvuk March 13, 2018

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

poo

A solid waste produced in the rectum.

There is a lot of poo in the stables.

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

Poo snowcone

When a girl has sex with two homosexual men after they have sex with eachother and she gets excrement and semen from them in her vagina.

Those guys are so hot making out, I'd love to join in and let them give me a poo snowcone.

by Nasty bob January 10, 2021

Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.

Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!

by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021