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Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021
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chobani people

People who eat Chobani yogurt a lot.
Hey Brian

Yeah?

Did you hear about Chobani people?

Yeah, they're fucking weird.
mugGet the chobani peoplemug.
Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.

Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
mugGet the The people who hold society togethermug.

White people

People who are evil and never right. They have no culture or something, and you can’t be racist towards them cause I said so.
White guy: Dude, you know this is illegal
Me (hero): You white people always try to ruin my fun.
by Johnson H. Pork March 26, 2024
mugGet the White peoplemug.

Hey people voting

Hey, you guys are voting if you should let this word be published or not. But, are you eating well? Are you staying healthy? It’s pretty late isn’t it? Go to sleep...
by Ihylol August 12, 2020
mugGet the Hey people votingmug.

discord e-people

discord e-people..?, they are stupid drooling monkeys who thing lgbt and trans rights are everything, also they have every pronoun and neopronoun known to exist…

example: my pronouns are he/she/they/zie/sie/ey/ve/tey/e/ce/co/cy/hey/ne/qui/xe/xie/yo/ze/ne/nem/nis/nix/no/ny/one/ons/ot/other/ou/peh/per/phey/pic/pur/py/q/qe/qu/quoi/re/rie/sae/saw/say/se/sei/self/shi/sho/shy/sie/swe/thae/the/thee/thi/this one/thon/thy/tre/ty/tyr/v/vae/ver/vi/vie/vo/voh/vy/wy/xae/xer/xet/xey/xi/xie/xit/xt/xy/xye/xyz/yey/yo/yre/yt/z/za/zae/zay/zee/zed/zet/zey/zhe/zhey/zhi//s/?s/ðe/þe/ȝe/animal/bear/cat/chair/dog/elephant/fox/gorilla/meow/monkey/woof/idk anymore/aaaaaaa/his or her name/dem/demon/god/godly/terminus/never/confusion/no pronouns/uhhhhh/output/x/help my soul/pls save me/ive been typing for over 30 minutes/myst/regi/ki/umb/ux/va/zy/chichi/ε/ρ/τ/υ/θ/ι/ο/π/´/α/σ/δ/φ/γ/η/ξ/κ/λ/ζ/χ/ψ/ω/β/ν/μ/1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9 あ/い/お/か/あか/あかいの/ㅂ/ㅈ/ㄷ/ㄱ/ㅅ/ㅛ/ㅕ/ㅑ/ㅐ/ㅔ/ㅁ/ㄴ/ㅇ/ㄹ/ㅎ/ㅗ/ㅓ/ㅏ/ㅣ/ㅋ/ㅌ/ㅊ/ㅍ/ㅠ/ㅜ/ㅡ/오늘/내가/나/오늘 저녁에/오늘도/오늘은/내가 너무 많이 먹어서 보고 싶다고는데도도/й/ц/ДДДДДД/你/我/這/但/在/有/那/以養偶尼爾奧恩/俄開開遊客參考喔庫存誒忒呢黑奴呢還存在年春天存款帳戶在特考二到呢下翱翔誒想熬夜女所忒西克男性安寧誒可望看/ض/ص/ث/ق/ف/غ/ع/ه/خ/ح/ج/2022/2023/no!/newfall/sami/wawa/im boredness/i existed/ქ/წ/ე/რ/ტ/ყ/უ/ი/ო/პ/ა/დ/ფ/გ/ჰ/ჯ/კ/ლ/ზ/ხ/ც/ვ/ბ/ნ/მ/any other pronouns if I SOMEHOW MISSED THEM/thanos/cactus/📷/📷/📷/📷/📷/📷/📷/more pronouns/error/endless/📷 /📷 /📷 /📷 /OTHER PRONOUNS/LAST ONE/not the last one/ok last one fr/or not/LAST ONE FR ULTRA MEGA SERIOUS
discord e-people: the fknmslksd/wfmnlr. s la sa pronouns

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by suger man August 7, 2023
mugGet the discord e-peoplemug.

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