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jake paul

by azas September 22, 2018
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Jake

The sexiest man alive super funny 6’2 can make anyone laugh and has a dog named manny
Wow that is such a jake
by Notjakedichiera October 9, 2018
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Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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ginger jake

he is taller than little jake and ginger
woah is that ginger jake

word on the street is that he is an f slur
by gemmyrose March 13, 2021
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Jake

A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock
Girl 1: Omg did you sleep with Jake?
Girl 2: Yeah, and wow did he have a big cock
by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021
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Jake

I'm jakeing around ( I don't know what im doing right now)
by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020
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Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.
by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020
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