A shady vehicle designed by Mercedes-Benz that is insured by a State Farm agent that's kind of shady.
by bigbear1102 September 18, 2020

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022

1. A silly cat (applies to all, but mostly orange cats). When multiple silly cars are compiled in a video, they are normally accompanied by an emoji saying "Holy moly!", as well as silly sound effects.
I wish silly cars were real 😞. (This specific sentence can also be formed without the word "silly" - it still has the same meaning)
by anonymous December 23, 2023

A Japanese Car import to North America, Europe, South America, Africa, Australia, and other Oriental States. They don't have to be of Japanese orgins. They can be of Korean as well. Jap cars are of the Honda, Mitsubishi, Toyota, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, Mazda, Kia, Hyundai, Nissan, Subaru, Izuki, Suzuki, Scion, and Lexus.
Besides driving a Jap Car I see plenty of them on the road and in anime. I prefer to drive a Kei car.
by Viscount Druitt March 12, 2023

by Earthbunny21 December 31, 2018

kar-gai
noun
1. like a regular guy, only cooler.
see also: all knowing about cars, ridiculously good looking
noun
1. like a regular guy, only cooler.
see also: all knowing about cars, ridiculously good looking
by CarGuy69420 March 1, 2022

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
