blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
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cleaning the blow hole

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
by SirJalen February 23, 2017
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Whistle blow job

Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
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snow 'n blow

When a girl snorts cocaine off of a man's erect penis and then proceeds to give him a blow job.
"Yo man, that Delta Nu gave me a snow 'n blow last night. It was sick." - random frat boy
by FoxyLady69 April 11, 2017
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Blow ring

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Blow Cabbage

A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.

Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”
I'm shaded with the few whom I usually blow cabbage with
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Blow Cabbage

A Druggie SlangTerm for the consumption ritual of the drug commonly known as “Meth/Ice” used by smoke/ inhalation etc. Specifically, “To Blow or Blowing Cabbage”, must be are the highly intense feelings & effects when and are under the influence of substance use known as Methamphetamine. The “Blow/Blowing” is the the powerful & massive cloudy form of smoke exhaled out of both the nose and mouth in a tremendous & euphorically manner resembling that of a fictitious ability of a Fire-Breathing Dragon from folklore etc. The part “Cabbage” is described coming from a typical user is that “perfect” meth trip type of high that’s a lot similar to one’s first time use of the drug. These serious & potential side-effects come almost if not immediately right after their first beginning toke, puff, drag, hit or rip.

Thus hence’s another term, “Cabbage, Brain Damage.”
I'm shaded with the few whom I usually blow cabbage with
by Killotreyballa November 21, 2023
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