American Divide

The social and economic regions of the United States where different political views clash on a daily basis. Also this divide causes the nation to become more and more unstable.

The American Divide is growing and getting worse by the years.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

American

A worthless slave who claims to be free but is too delusional to see reality, this slave lives his life for his accursed pig-looking abomination of a master who's described by the word "Israeli" providing him with everything it asks for and more so that he can continue the only thing he was created for that is spreading evil and suffer through out the world

-Donald Trump is the best example of what does it look like to be an american

by Haydern February 5, 2025

American drycorn infiltration Explosion

This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.

Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky

by American bartender 25 June 30, 2018

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023

American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.

You’re an American Slav.

by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.

This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.

That boomer has american derangement syndrome, I can't afford rent and I'm living in my car!

by CravingCinema December 26, 2024

american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.

I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.

by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023