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lanyard wanker

Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.
The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work
by jaydoubleyou1969 October 12, 2022
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lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.
Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!
by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022
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Weed Wanker

Derived from the british term "wanker" that loosely translates to "fucker." "Weed Wanker" is "Wanker" to the 10th power.
He was screaming at thr cashier for nothing. What a weed wanker.
by Urlocalwetrat0087 January 1, 2023
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Jacob Waller

a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.
bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller
by broooooo516773 January 20, 2023
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Slag wacker

by Gingerhater100 January 30, 2023
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Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
by LegalEagality February 23, 2023
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wigga wanker

someone with an absolute whale of a cock, and loves to go around and wank anyone they get the chance to.
"omg that guy is such a wigga wanker"
by DIG BICK 8008135 March 14, 2023
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