Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm

I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack

by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018

chris

A gay ass nigga that dick eat everyday . This person get no bitches and complain like a lil ass kid.

wtf is a chris

by JoesephJacobs November 21, 2021

Chris

Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.

One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.

by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021

Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023

Chris BenKhang Rolofs

Is a name that is used to describe a person who is gay and retarded at the same time. No one really likes Chris but he still hangs out with people and he is also the biggest simp in the world

Hey look that guy is as retarded and gay as CHRIS BENKHANG ROLOFS

by Phatbiscuit June 28, 2020

Chris Handsome

Is an american that claims to be from Australia, but we all know the truth.

"I think Chris Handsome's last time is Nailsome"

by RealHurley May 30, 2018

Chris

Chris is the best person in the world. He is better than Esteban at soccer and he will make it to professional soccer. He is a very cool and nice guy.

Everyone: Wow Chris is so cool

by jJ10100 October 30, 2019