Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

dead body

A delicious snack on the move.

Guy 1: You want a dead body?
Guy 2: What type?
Guy 1: Human, male, 22.
Guy 2: Oh yum.

by DESTROYER_ON_URDIC June 11, 2024

Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?

The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

The dead bears

The dead bears is a tik tok cult that is gonna take over the other tik tok cults.

Did the dead bear cult attack again?
The dead bears will stop the tik tok cult.

by Dead bear May 16, 2020

The Walking Dead

A piece of art deserving of a mantle in the Buckingham Palace and is considered the 8th wonder of the world.

Person 1: Yo bro, did you watch the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie?
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.

by Getonfortnitern November 15, 2023

Deading

The act of killing yourself in a videogame to get closer to your questmarker

Example:
OK lets get back to camp.
Nah its to far i'll just be deading.

how did you get here so fast?
I deaded.

by Rejack search it up! November 19, 2016

I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.

EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..

by Arandomgirlwhowantsyoutosmile❤ August 7, 2024