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Alex

Alex is a classy mf who sends dick picks
Alex sent me a pick, damn he is classy
by Wagwaninnitg December 13, 2020
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Alex

1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities

2. Another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
What a smelly Alex there is in the toilet
by B4elish February 4, 2019
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Alex Tam

Alex Tam? Yea, he's perfect.
by annoymoushandle March 17, 2022
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alex

my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, even though I may be annoying they still put up with me and I love them alot and adore them
"woah look, alex just texted me. Let me cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and i always smile whenever I get a notification from them and just want to mwah mwah them.
by greylol June 5, 2021
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Alex

/ˈæ-leks/

The boy you’ll never forget.
The one with the warmest hands and the softest, most gorgeous brown eyes that somehow see all the way through you — even the parts you hide. He’ll make you feel safe just by standing next to you, and ruin you for anyone else with the way he says your name like it’s a secret. Probably says things like “I missed you so much” into your neck when he hugs you, and kisses your forehead like he’s afraid of losing you.

The boy who made you believe in past lives.
Because how else could you explain how familiar it felt to fall for him? The soft voice. The way he looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that made sense. The way he always made sure you were okay — physically, emotionally, spiritually. Even when he didn’t know how to say it. Even when he didn’t say anything at all.

The storm shelter.
He held your face like a question. Hugged you like an answer. He was warm skin and safe hands, soft glances and quiet laughter. The boy who stayed up with you, who kissed your head, who whispered “I missed you” like a confession. He might’ve closed off sometimes, might’ve shut down when it got hard, but deep down? He was made for love. And he loved you.

Still showing up in your dreams.
Still lingering in your hair. Still the first person you’d tell if something big happened.
“you don’t just get over an alex — you survive him, one memory at a time.”

“he wasn’t perfect, but god, alex loved me like i was everything.”

“i met him once at camp, but somehow, alex has been with me every day since.”
by riripoo July 12, 2025
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alex stanton

normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch
by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017
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Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.
Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.
by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025
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