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Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2025
Get the A ridemug. Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
Get the Park Avenue Pony Ridemug. by 8Bit_Cat July 28, 2024
Get the Ride On Carmug. When a man is simping for a girl, and side with her on every occasion (even tho she's in the wrong) just to get some pussy.
Damn, my nigga Tyrone used to be my broski, but ever since he met that b, he's V-Riding her 24/7, and act like a bitch.
by iceman196 May 19, 2024
Get the V-Ridingmug. While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024
Get the Chariot Ridemug. Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.
by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019
Get the Getting a ride to schoolmug. A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
Get the Saskatchewan RIDE Programmug.