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playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
by anonymous November 19, 2021
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Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.
I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.
by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022
mugGet the Bowel Playmug.

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
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Cross play

A term used for a girl that gets railed by a selection of guys from many different schools
“Yo this bitch Annie is hot”
Don’t fw her bro, she’s cross play”
by Bucket_delicious December 21, 2020
mugGet the Cross playmug.

They're playing fair

When females are "being friendly " or open to romantic gestures from men while in a night club.
Guy 1. Hey man why are you leaving? This club is packed with women. Are they playing hard to get?

Guy 2 oh on the contrary my brother, they're playing fair.
by Regina cARD December 19, 2023
mugGet the They're playing fairmug.

No play

This dude gets NO PLAYYY”
by eventhisusernameistaken December 30, 2022
mugGet the No playmug.
Somebody who plays a game for fun that is not a gorilla tag kid.
I’m not a gorilla tag kid, I am someone who plays gorilla tag.
by Lerans April 28, 2022
mugGet the someone who plays gorilla tagmug.

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