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pissing down a barrel

This phrase has absolutely nothing to do with getting drunk.

More accurately, 'pissing down the barrel', a phrase used by the British Army of the Napoleonic Era. Referring to the battlefield expedient of urinating down the barrel of a musket to clear black powder residue, when you didn't have the time or opportunity to clean it properly with clean water. The phrase became a way of referring to any action taken as an improvised expedient; then becoming a synonym for emergency or last-chance measures; and finally used to refer to any action that seems hopeless or with little chance of success.
"Dig in and hold them as long as you can."
"We may as well be pissing down a barrel."

"The approach will not be easy. You are required to manoeuvre straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes."
"That's impossible, even for a computer. It's like trying to piss down a barrel!"
by Ethdhelwen January 1, 2017
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Pissing In The Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your mates who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.
Joe Nana: Oi stop pissing in the orange juice!
Chris Peacock: Stop drinking it then!
by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021
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Point State Piss

The annual event on Labor Day in Pittsburgh in which one man spectacles the tri-state area by ascending from the flock of sheep that are his fellow man and pissing on himself because he wants to in the ultimate display of dominance over not only mankind but the laws of nature themselves.
Yo let’s fucking shart at the point state piss motherfuckers won’t even know what to think.
by Megacock September 6, 2021
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Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)
That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it
by @mikelovesmichaelsheen July 31, 2021
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Un-piss off

The act of calming oneself from aggression.
The man had to un-piss off from his aggression.
by Blackwing Hamster Darkheart September 29, 2013
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Neon piss-bitch

An eccentric and overvalued person that is always the one at fault for any incident.
People dont realize that lyndsi ruins everything, like a real neon piss-bitch.
by SunnyDeaux April 22, 2023
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Kool Aid piss

when you drink too much much fruit punch Kool Aid powder and you gotta take a piss and it comes out red
i just took a kool aid piss and it was delicious. good going in as coming out
by eagleeyeslinger March 4, 2019
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