Nike Ninja

A Man that is of african decent who has a love for nike and the chinese temples. He also loves making seriously devious attempts on his niece from time to time

Guy 1” he must be a nike ninja”
Guy 2” innit hes black and incest”

by Shrekpornmaker3000 January 6, 2023

Ninja

ninjaWhat the fuck did you say to me you little shit

Yelling at a little kid ninja

by Aiclynn January 31, 2019

ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.

My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.

by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014

Ninjas in the trap

A Sikh literacy mixtape upcoming this December by kahiem Roel with samurai jack theme with exciting lyricism inspired from learning to write music from legendary hip hop mc Big daddy Kane. Bringing trap music a new era of juke boxes while hopscotching with pending robots whipping out the stew pots seeing who hot 🔥 kahiem Roel's anticipated mixtape dedicated to sikhism dharma organization audio kit

Four bricks four bricks (get it) for stacking ninjas in the trap lyrics teaser.

by Sikhism Dharma Organization November 19, 2021

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009