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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Ninja Fucked

I ninja fucked that bitch last night thanks to some pills I slipped in her drink.
by Ninjaassfucked February 18, 2019
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Ninja

adj to describe how awesome something/someone is.
-Dude did you see that crash!
- It was so ninja!
by ninja kelly February 8, 2010
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Ninja

1) v. to run past someone and steal something of their's before they can notice

2) n. one who ninjas

3) n. An Asian person
1) That person just ninjad me!

2) That minja just robbed me!

3) That ninja just robbed me!
by ninjasmurf777 June 25, 2010
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ninja

This noun and verb comes from World of Warcraft where certain loots, once assigned to a player, cannot be traded to another. When something valuable drops from a monster, a dice icon will appear which each player in a party can roll for the item or they can pass the item.

The person with the highest roll will get the item (if it's bind on pickup it canot be traded). Most people would only roll on something that they need and pass what they don't need to other players that need it.

This is where a ninja comes in.. Ninja means to roll on an item that you don't need or to roll on any item that you see whether you need it or not.
noun - omgz i just got outrolled by a ninja

noun2 - titan is a ninja, don't group with him

verb - i got ninja'd by some dude from this clan
by wrathanon July 15, 2008
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laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party
Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.
by failureinfractal March 4, 2014
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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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