Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
by AlYar January 19, 2014
Get the Mexican Potato Chipmug. A move whereby a stripper leverages her thong panties to sling shot a bald Mexican's head into her ass crack.
She begins by planting her ass on your bald Mexican friend's face. Next, she stretches her thong panty over said bald head, hooking it behind his cauliflower ears then, bounces it and him to and fro until his head and face are sufficiently pelted by her fleshy ass (and associated ass crack) and sweaty pussy.
She begins by planting her ass on your bald Mexican friend's face. Next, she stretches her thong panty over said bald head, hooking it behind his cauliflower ears then, bounces it and him to and fro until his head and face are sufficiently pelted by her fleshy ass (and associated ass crack) and sweaty pussy.
by Baby Hugh Heffner July 11, 2009
Get the Mexican Sling Shotmug. From Devils Rejects
A woman sticks a wick in the dick of her partner and proceeds to dip his Balls in Hot wax.
A woman sticks a wick in the dick of her partner and proceeds to dip his Balls in Hot wax.
by madyslade August 12, 2009
Get the Mexican Hot Dipmug. A fungus you pick up normally on your feet when you swim in a pool that used for bath instead of a pool by the local landscape worker.
by fastman123 August 7, 2010
Get the Mexican Nut Fungusmug. When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.
Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009
Get the Mexican two-stepmug. while a male is fucking a female doggy style he shits in his hand and proceeds to slap her in the face with it.
by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008
Get the Mexican Mud Piemug. Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.
Mexican Gang Bangers like to sling crack and methamphetamines to naive people in their own community.
I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.
Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.
I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.
Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.
by Johnny Hates Nova April 27, 2006
Get the Mexican Gang Bangersmug.