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step-co-cousin-in-law

1- Spouse's stepcousin's spouse.
2- Step-co-first-cousin-in-law.
My step-co-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Newton’s 4th Law

One of Newtons laws stating it’s impossible to eva see two pretty best friends, it is always one one of em gotta b ugly
@ Jayrscotty: I ain’t neva see two pretty best friends. 1 always gotta be ugly🥘👄🥘.

Person B: obviously that’s Newton’s 4th Law of course
by A dictionary October 31, 2020
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dumb law

Outdated laws that seem silly, but are still rules and regulations in the United States.
A dumb law in Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
by Loretta621 March 12, 2012
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Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi
"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."
by loudest12man November 14, 2023
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Shar-yee-haw Law

A set oppressive laws placed upon citizens due to the bigotry and close-mindedness of organized religion. But in Texas.
"Our country is being taken over by Muslims! Its going to be under Sharia Law!"
"OK, but look at Texas. It's already under Shar-yee-haw Law with its evangelical Christian population making laws controlling other people's bodies".
by Gabagools June 2, 2022
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Milton's Law

Milton's Law
"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, but only when Milton is watching."

Explanation:
Milton's Law posits that the presence of an observer named Milton—or someone who embodies Milton's unlucky aura—dramatically increases the probability of failure in any given scenario. This law suggests that even events with a low likelihood of error are susceptible to catastrophic outcomes when under Milton's watchful gaze.

Corollary to Murphy’s Law: While Murphy’s Law predicts failure as a general inevitability, Milton’s Law suggests failure is conditional, triggered specifically by Milton’s presence.
Applications:

1. Psychological Influence: Individuals may experience heightened anxiety or pressure when being observed, particularly by Milton, exacerbating the likelihood of mistakes.

2. Statistical Anomalies: Systems, machines, or processes appear to fail at an unreasonably high rate when Milton is nearby, regardless of prior reliability.

3. Practical Implications: Milton's Law serves as a humorous yet cautionary reminder of human fallibility under scrutiny. It is invoked to explain unexpected failures in otherwise routine tasks.
by Rampy9798 January 28, 2025
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Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what
"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"
by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021
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