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Oh, I feel bad

"Oh, I feel bad" is a phrase used by people that don't really feel bad, they're just trying to make you think that they are nice and actually feel something for someone else. It's typically used in a very condescending manner as if to say "that poor creature is so pathetic".
Nancy: Hey Julie, who is this tard sending me a facebook friend request.
Julie: I don't know....oh wait....I think he's the slow kid that use to run around collecting the basketballs in High School. He just sent me a message saying he misses seeing me everyday.
Nancy: Didn't you graduate from High School 20 years ago?

Julie: Yes, creepy....Oh, I feel bad....
Nancy: yeah, right...sure you do Julie.
by Nanski September 27, 2011
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bad ass mother fucking savage

one who is super savage at something in sports
that kid was being a bad ass mother fucking savage at shooting doubles
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Good morning bad news

Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.
“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.
by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023
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The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".
YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.
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good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.
(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!
Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....
by Mae0926 January 16, 2012
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