a friend of Toto

A homosexual dog. Similar to a friend of Dorothy.

Your bitch won't stop trying to hump my bitch. She must be a friend of Toto.

by Dahimi August 14, 2016

best friend

a best friend is the person you got to when you don’t think anyone else will take you. and a best friend is the one person who you can count on to say yes. and they do.

emily: i was crying pretty hard, so i texted madisyn. she really helped me like nobody else could. she’s my best friend.

julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.

by milliho beans🤐 May 3, 2018

Best Friend

A best friend is a person who is always there for you,no matter what , where and when, you always have fun together, knows everything about you knows what you hate and like

Majida is my best friend

by Aisha a December 27, 2016

Inter-Friends

Any one of those thousands of "friends" you may have made on any number of social media sites (Instagram, Facebook,......and yes even Myspace) that you have never met or will probably never meet, but claim as a buddy because they "liked" your pictures and or "followed" you.

Steve: "So my friend Dave Chappelle and I were chatting today"

Joe: "Fool you know damn well you don't know Dave Chappelle!"

Steve: "Yeah I do! We are good friends"

Joe: "Yeah right! "Inter-Friends" maybe! LOSER!

by The_Penguin_Gazette January 5, 2013

friend creep

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.

Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.

by Mr. Creston August 31, 2013

welfareweather friend

A friend who hangs around only as long as you can provide what he or she cannot (or would rather not) provide for him or herself. This is the friend who is always lamenting their lack of money and makes you feel a certain level of pressure when the time comes to pay for lunch or other entertainment you've shared. This feeling can go as far as a feeling of guilt for being well-off (or not so necessitated) yourself and you may end up offering this person money to help them out. However, the welfareweather friend never pays back and their situation never seems to improve.

friend: "Should we invite Carmen to lunch with us?"
you: "I'd rather not have to pay for her today."
friend: "Yeah, that's true. And we'd have to pay for her kids' lunch too, for sure"
you: "Whenever I tell her I can't invite, she says no to everything. She's a welfareweather friend."

by madcopy August 20, 2013

Wasabi Friend

A friend that's only good in small amounts, just like the namesake food item. Most people like Wasabi, but none of us wants a gallon of it.

Mike's such a Wasabi Friend - he gets so annoying after like 3 hours. I dunno what it is about him but he just grates on you

by LeTravino June 22, 2011