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laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".
Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.
by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023
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Scrambled eggs

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
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Egg

Small little yolk infested prison.
Can hold many beings such as chicken, bird, insect, and more.
Some egg consumable, why other aren't.
Is good with breakfast, as well as making other food, like cake.
Guy: "Hey, you want egg during trying time?"
Girl: "Yes, I want egg for trying time."
Guy: "Too bad."
Girl: "What, you egg?" She stabs him.
by PrismMaster24 November 6, 2019
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Getting Eggs

When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up
Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead

You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
by KappaGee February 15, 2020
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Egg

“Oi squishy you egg
by DevilsCreation April 21, 2019
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egg

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit that egg hurt but i gotta get it through customs"
by vestiary egg July 14, 2022
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Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.
Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania
by pokuyt March 20, 2021
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