banana fish cakes

a banana fish cake is a trains that farted on a banana after being eaten alive by cho mama and is extremely hot sexy and spicy is used to attract dolphins into mating with a train causing them to have a little trolphin. Trolphins are often mistaken as trollphins which is a dolphin that is also a troll. (Yes I have issues)

I like banana fish cakes

by Trolphins February 26, 2015

Mr Fancy Cakes

A nickname for a young kid, around the age of ten, who curses more than a sailor and is so annoying you just want to kill him.

John: Hey, have you played with Tom yet?

Will: Hell no, Tom is a Mr Fancy Cakes.

John: Lol, burned bitch.

by Rusty Smith September 4, 2006

louisiana crab cake

when performing 69 and the girl defacates on your face from excitement.

The bitch gave me a Louisiana Crab Cake!!

by bigwheat February 9, 2004

black forest cake

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.

Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.

by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009

wedding cake syndrome

The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.

My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?

by Dawn Marie October 9, 2005

pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.

Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!

by Krusty Undeez March 8, 2009

Cake-And-Door Party

A reception/small party, (often involving cake or some form of refreshments), held when a person hated by everyone in the workplace is either resigning, or being "let go." Everyone's more than happy to "give them cake, and show them the door."

Shane (upon seeing the refreshments laid out): Ooh, is it someone's birthday?
Clive: No, haven't you heard? Mary just got a higher-paying position with another firm!
Shane: Awesome! Time to give that bitch a cake-and-door party!

by Dexcab February 1, 2010