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bogey ninja

One who sucks at golf, but looks very skilled while doing it.
Have you seen Grant and Joel golf? It's like watching two Bogey Ninjas in action!
by bogeyninja August 13, 2024
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Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja

An Old Show From Disney XD That is in desperate need of a Third season
We Need to convince Disney to Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja a Season 3 finish his story they already confirmed that they had so many other things that we needed to see from him the show's creators already confirmed that they want to work on the show again
by ChrisBlakk January 18, 2023
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Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja

A Show From Disney XD that is in desperate need of a third season
The Story of This Show deserves A Proper Conclusion Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja Already has a big Following we need to prove to the higher ups that people want to third season
by ChrisBlakk January 18, 2023
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Ninja Kiwi Archive

A Steam application made and developed by Ninja Kiwi which is mostly for their OG games, aka the Flash games when Adobe Flash was about to decease. Games like Bloons TD, Meeblings, the old SAS: Zombie Assault games and much more including Zombie Trailer Park and such were in there.
"I have played the Ninja Kiwi Archive for quite sometime and it's quite a nostalgic trip to play all those old NK games."
by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023
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Grill Ninja

1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.

2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!

2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
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ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
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Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge
by NinjaShat April 10, 2025
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