Hot Pocket

Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.

Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.

by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021

Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

pocket duelist viper

u follow reyna around and be there bitch <3

get over here pocket duelist viper you fucking whore

by Connor Ugly July 18, 2021

Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket

My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead

I'm so poor all I eat is sad pockets

by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021

Pocket Heals

Your lifeline as a Tank or DPS in PvP. Usually performed by a very virtuous individual who understands that they must sacrifice their urge for pwnage to stand in the background and frantically avoid focused DPS.

We wouldn't have survived that tussle if it weren't for those clutch pocket heals!

by Muffytingstud December 14, 2024

Danish Pizza Pocket

When you shove a raw egg up your butt hole in an attempt to hard boil it.

So, I tried a Danish Pizza Pocket. It didn't work.

by Thooran October 25, 2016