pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022

Pocket Broccoli

A single loose nug.

“I can’t match that gram, but I do have this pocket broccoli…”

by Heartmilker September 24, 2023

pocket

a hole in your pants so you can put something in it like your purse/wallet

i have a red pocket

by butterflybreezes June 14, 2020

Player's Pocket

a feeling of vibration or ghostly manifestations of ring tones coming from a persons pocket of the player kind but when checked no messages or calls are to be found.

A common symptom of people who receive many messages or calls (Players, Hoes, Men and Women alike)

Oh shoot my phones vibrating (checks pocket). "No messages received". wtf...

Damn Nigguhhh you hella got some Player's pocket!!!

by Fridayee July 4, 2010

Pocket Slob

Someone who habitually stores loose snacks or food in their pockets, like Doritos or candy, often for snacking later.

"I knew she was a Pocket Slob when I saw Dorito crumbs falling out of her jeans."

by Breeanthia January 11, 2025

Hot Pocket

Drew Bybee

Ole hot pocket ass

by Master_Bates October 6, 2013

Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.

Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.

by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021