by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022
Get the Steak from Jake's armmug. Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011
Get the Jake friedmanmug. Jake the steak, known best for living in a lake of snakes. The holder of the biggest steak world record. His most profound super power is many snakes and women being extremely attracted to him, the occasional lion too. He is also very hard workin and has really nice abs 😣. If you get a hold of a steak like his make sure you gobble it before anyone else does.
"Woah do you see all those snakes and those chiseled abs!! He's totally a Jake the Steak, I wonder if he will have my snake babies🥺!!"
by shdgdjsjwu>:( November 22, 2021
Get the Jake the Steakmug. A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
by Zuleydi June 1, 2022
Get the Jakemug. The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.
by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025
Get the Jakemug. To engage in idle contemplation while others observe, often leading to excessive self-doubt and repeating the cycle.
by Koochman April 14, 2025
Get the Jaking Itmug. 