When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
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"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023
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Get the Cream mug.“That route is nothing! You need to get him off that route. He’s been getting too much of that cream”
by Ofsuburbia December 25, 2023
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Beginning with gentle touches, each participant takes turns incrementally merging their physical presence with the other, akin to the slow “melting” of ice cream. This deliberate progression cultivates a heightened sense of closeness, fostering a tantric and deeply intertwined bond.
The game is complete once both partners are in full contact with each other’s bodies.
Beginning with gentle touches, each participant takes turns incrementally merging their physical presence with the other, akin to the slow “melting” of ice cream. This deliberate progression cultivates a heightened sense of closeness, fostering a tantric and deeply intertwined bond.
The game is complete once both partners are in full contact with each other’s bodies.
by jofiewazhere December 27, 2023
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