cock wrangling

Riding the mighty bull or penis

"sit on my dick, that's right cock wrangling"

by HurricaneCizzy January 26, 2006

cock mounger

one who illeagaly sells cock on the blackmarket

Pinky the gay pimp is the biggest cock mounger in my city.

by fat bitches ride for free July 2, 2006

cock features

someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.

"that boy's face has cock features"

by conor o'niell November 7, 2008

Cock-gob

n.
One who sucks cock often.

Mr. Jones, you're such a little cock-gob!

by Burkizzle January 11, 2006

corn cock

a southern mans penis.

take that corn cock lucy yahooo

by stackattack January 13, 2011

cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

by calaco October 15, 2011