Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.

*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner

by ratlovers April 24, 2011

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Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.

Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.

by Lotharvombayern3 July 01, 2010

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Uncontrollable Boner Party

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.

I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.

by Tobais Funke March 31, 2009

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jacket boners

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases

Ugh stupid jacket boners

by TheJacketKing January 28, 2011

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