shoo bang

A convoluted and machiavellian technique used to rid oneself of a no longer wanted lover.

Yoko was becoming a real drag, so I had Paul throw a shoo bang on her.

by Yogi5000 January 29, 2018

Bored Bang

When you have sex with someone because there is nothing else to do.

Jack and Jill bored banged during their self-quarantine and now they have a corona baby on the way.

by CRM2020 March 17, 2020

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.

1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.

by PoehlerBehr September 04, 2018

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

by Sexydimma June 04, 2015

bashkala bang bang

When u want to bang ur teacher and youre homies but you cant cz ur not gay. So u just stick it up their hairy ass.

OMG i wanna bashkala bang bang all of u.
well just stick it in me.

by #free_gril January 13, 2023

On the Big Bang

short form:(OTTB)
Alternative to on god (ong) for atheists

jack: shit dude that was pretty funny
david: on god
jack: aren't u athiest
david: mb on the big bang

by MTrillex April 19, 2023

Fang bang

Sucking blood out of ppl dicks after puncturing it w their teeth.

Fang banging is awesome, makes you delirious

by M. R & Z. H May 19, 2022