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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
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Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.
Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?
by bw6984 September 11, 2025
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The Apple Show

This specific show is pretty much famous. You have the star every time , Apple. And the host, The Abusive Host. Then you have the audience Nothing , Banana , Security , Audience One ,and Audience two! If you are bad you get a fence throwing! BOOM! That is the Apple show.
OMG ITS THE APPLE SHOW YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Delaney Doyle June 1, 2018
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Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.
"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."
by DrLewd April 26, 2022
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Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.
Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.
by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025
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Apples

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.
I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!
by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018
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pine apple express

The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.
The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.
by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
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