Simp

A person who agrees to whatever the other person says and tries to please the other person. Basically being his/her yes man and does not correct the other person when he/she is wrong

Jason just agrees to whatever Sky says and just tries to please him. What a "simp".

by Cy123 March 24, 2023

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

SIMP

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women

Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp

by boopyboop April 23, 2019

Simp

Someone who gets weak in the knees at the ideal of another person; fantasizes about the relationship, perhaps hopes for more, but ultimately does not act upon their affections unless granted express permission.

John is such a simp, he'll hold onto any word she says to him and keep it in his pocket like a reminder.

by QuasiRom June 19, 2020

Simp

Hookin your boy up with some T.A.P

and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped

I'm a simp cuz some trashed ass puss

by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

Simp

Ani is a simp

'Ani is the greatest simp'

by Crocodile Dick August 17, 2020

SIMP

Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl

him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020