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rock music

The biggest discrace of music ever created. It consists of screaming and smashing drums.
"I want to listen to some rock....I'm not, i'll go deaf."
by Dude May 13, 2005
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Butt Rock

Butt Rock is otherwise known as an "arena-ready anthem." The sounds are repetitious, the voices tend to be raspy and often loud, and the lyrics typically consist of either nonsense or kicking someone's ass.

The music is called "Butt Rock" due to the fact that the music sounds like an anal release passing through an oboe with electric guitar and vocals sprinkled in.

To make it easy on your self, just watch an episode of WWE and listen to the "Butt Rock" entrance music. You will know it when you hear it.
Dammit, that wrestler has another one of those Butt Rock entrances.
by farfellseed February 13, 2009
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rock music

a type of music that some groups (mainly caucasian) find intriguing. However, though the music may have its merits, most songs have no beat or rhythm and include young white teenaged boys banging on drums, strumming on guitars, and "supposedly" making music.
Guy: Dude, you like rock music
Other guy: uhhhh... yeah dude, totally
Guy: Cool, let's get a guitar and drums and make some music!!
Other Guy: But dude...we don't know how to play
Guy: Who cares dude, all the music sounds the same!!!
by Hiphopbabe July 14, 2005
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MTV Rocks

MTV is the only thing we true music fans have left nowadays. Music however is being destroyed by 'posers' (A word I don't understand the meaning of but I like to use to insult people I don't like.) I was in a chatroom with my mate, Dave, talking about how wicked that new Chingy video was , yeah. Then this twat told us to get off the Classical music forum and go on the rap forum. I told that fucker straight
"Rap is classic and will always be remembered as the greatest music ever!"
He then asked if I have heard any other genres of music and I said
"No, I'm not a filthy gawth so I only listen to rap music."
He then said that if I was a true music fan I would look into all forms of music before making such a rash judgement, and get this, the cheeky twat even said that other forms of music exists outside of MTV. Of course I said
"If it isn't on MTV, it must be shit because no one likes it" and then he said that MTV was ruining music. MTV IS MUSIC. That is like saying Tony Blair is ruining England. Whoever this 'Jimi Hendrix' and this 'Pink Flyod' chap was, they both must have been shit rappers because I have never seen them on MTV. If you want music, please watch MTV. The rappers on their are creating art. Shit like Mozart only wanted the money so they just vomited out any old bollocks.
MTV is the greatest creation ever to ever be, ever.
by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005
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Rock Atheist

A person with little knowledge in epistemology who mistakenly thinks atheism is just a lack of belief in a god. Popularized by a famous internet who claimed that rocks are atheists because they lack belief in a deity. Rock atheists tend to ignore academic sources and use their conjecture as evidence of their position. They falsely claim prepositions are claims as to twist any argument as a burden of the other side so they can promptly dismiss.
Gary is a real rock atheist. He thinks atheism and agnosticism are different categories because one is a knowledge claim and the other is a belief claim.
by Descartes' revenge March 11, 2022
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rock poppin

Rock poppin means "sick". But you can only say it if you are speaking "posh".
Fam you skip ripping you're rock poppin turtle!
by Longstim Ongana August 28, 2017
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chrisean rock

chrisean rock is a beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, gorgeous girl she has the prettiest smile to be seen. she knows her worth, she brings confidence to others. may be known as “rock” on “baddies west” on zeus and other shows, such as “seany” on “ultimate tag”. she’s also pregnant (at the moment) i think she would be a really good mom, especially a girl mom. she’s also really pretty.. did i mention that already?
you know chrisean rock off of zeus, right?”
by 2rare June 15, 2023
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