michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.

I go to church to praise the one and only Michael Engstrom.

by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 5, 2018

michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt

michael murphy needs to go shopping.

by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018

Michael

He has a small dick with no print

“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”

by @facts November 23, 2021

Michael Jordan

Basketball player

Michael Jordan is best

by Dapoggster May 23, 2023

Michael

Very gay one with the only nanoest of shlongs yes

That man’s a Michael

by IronKing7340 March 27, 2022

Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022

Michael

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.

People loves Michael because etc…

by 09292009 April 12, 2023