David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine

Oh david-chan is so kawaii

by Vemidse August 27, 2019

pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.

"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."

by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013

David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022

David Freeman

Big dick slinging but no hoes want his broke ass.

Girl, He is such a David Freeman. He got the dick but not a wallet.

by Daniel Howard Tatom October 1, 2018

cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters

look at that cheeky david!

by sike mfker February 14, 2023

David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024