Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.

Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.

by The Original Sneeze Ninja May 23, 2013

Ninja

Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.

You see that ninja walk by?

by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008

ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.

Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.

by mads1103 November 29, 2013

laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

Ninja Writer

Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.

"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"

"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."

by NCrash December 17, 2011

ninja poodles

Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.

Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2022

Ninja (Paul)

A popular Twitch Booby Streamer. Highly praised for his almost overwhelming, copious amounts of respect for the female gender. He became well known after various collaborations with the popular celebrity: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson In films such as: "The Boy In Striped Pajamas(2008)" and "The Emoji Movie(1945)". Ninja is 376 years old and suffering from the globally devastating disease, Ligma. Ninja is also famous for both birthing and shooting in the testicle, Adolf Hitler. Ninja is possibly the first human being to ascend and make contact with unfathomable cosmic beings.

Woah, Ninja (Paul) ... Isn't he the creator of Roblox Superhero Tycoon? How epic! What a legend.

by Paul Ninja August 16, 2018