patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

top hat trick

When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.

Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.

by ChameleonDragon May 5, 2018

Top off the benz

Some gay ass phrase my brother says cuz he thinks he's funny

"Yeeee! Top off the benz"

by Gangstaha$$fool April 21, 2018

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.

“Bro, what’s wrong?”

“HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”

by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

Top to Bottom

A series of sex acts performed by a woman on a man, consisting of a blowjob, titjob, handjob, vaginal sex, and anal sex, in that order (from "top" to "bottom") all in a row, for a total of 5 orgasms. This is a very intense gift of pleasure and is usually given as a reward. It is recommended to take a short break between orgasms to allow for recovery.

You did a great job today, and I want to give you a great reward. How about I give you a top to bottom? It's five orgasms in a row: blowjob, titjob, handjob, pussy, and anal. I think you deserve it today.

by SearianPaint December 5, 2024