Colorado Special

When you use a Woman’s yeast infection to make a Microbrew IPA

Me: Ya this girl I was with last night had a nasty bread smell coming out of her legs.
Friend: Dude that’s nasty ass fuck
Me: Yeah but it made for a tasty Colorado Special

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Bennett special

The Bennett special is a well kept secret of a sexual act that very few know.

Did u give her the Bennett special?

by ANaughtyMouse123 November 26, 2023

3 For 1 Special

During fellatio. Your partner pushes up your testicles. Then proceeds to put both your penis and testicles in her mouth. When all 3 are in she proceeds to deep throat you to climax.

Dude! My girl gave me a 3 For 1 Special last nite! I thought that I died and my soul left my body.

by grey580 April 18, 2022

Therapist Special

When a therapist purposely doesn’t respond to a desperate message outside of session where you bear the depths of your soul.

I texted my therapist I was going to off myself the other day, she gave me the therapist special!

by Lightsun May 10, 2024

Rudy's Special

A sex act involving two consenting parties where one eats cheerios out of their partners ass. Milk is optional.

Dat ass is so fine I wanna have a Rudy's Special for breakfast.

by anonymous April 19, 2021

Triple special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.

Me:”Wanna have some fun? I’ve got a bunch of drugs lying around”

You:”Why not make it a triple special?”

by Amove December 1, 2020

Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019